- Daniel G. Keohane
- (pronounced Ko-Hane)
- Dan is the Bram Stoker-nominated author of Plague of Darkness, Solomon’s Grave, and the critically-acclaimed Margaret's Ark. Writing as G. Daniel Gunn, he released Destroyer of Worlds and the novella (written with L.L.Soares) Nightmare in Greasepaint (Samhain Publishing),. His short stories have appeared in Cemetery Dance, Shroud Magazine, Apex Digest and many more. He and his family live in New England.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
My latest review of the 2001 masterpiece THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA is now playing at Cinema Knife Fight. Looks like Netflix is finally shipping me the long-awaited sequel THE LOST SKELETON RETURNS AGAIN (2010) so keep your eyes peeled for a review of that in the coming weeks....
Oh, and while I'm here, going to try and keep posting on how well my writing output has been going. Last week wrote, well, this review, but also an early draft of a screenplay for a short film based on my short story "AM", which is going to be produced by Mad Ned Productions. More as that goes along. OK, go read the review, and rent the movie.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Hi, everyone. My latest review, this month for the movie INK, is now up at Cinema Knife Fight for your perusal and/or enjoyment! This is a very cool movie, by the way, if you don't mind mind-benders. :-)
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Janet took her to a place called The Right Paw for obedience training. It worked! We enjoyed freaking people out when they came over or a cookout, because Molly thought fetching was just the coolest thing. We'd give her her own hot dog in a bun (with ketchup), maybe a dab of potato salad, and put them on a paper plate and she would enjoy the cookout with the rest of us. When she was done she'd come up (looking for more food), and one of us would say, "Molly, fetch trash." She would then scamper happily to the empty plate and pick it up, bring it right up to us so we can throw it away. Tail wagging. Always wagging, and smiling.
Molly loved Frosty Paws - an ice cream for dogs. Always got one after enduring a bath, always bringing us the empty, chewed up cup when she was done. And once a month she got one of her favorite treats: heart worm pills. She'd gobble those down. Seriously. She even loved to get vacuumed, would stand there and wait for you to attached the upholstery piece and run it along her back. Being a water dog, the pool was always a treat. She'd stand at the top of the steps and wait for someone to say "OK" before leaping in, swimming across the shallow end and coming out at the steps, shaking and cool. There was a definite hierarchy with the OK command. The kids had authority in her mind to say it, as long I wasn't there, then it had to come from me. Unless Janet was there, then it had to come from her. :-)
And Popcorn - Molly loved her popcorn.
Most of all, she loved her family. She'd walk up to you constantly wanting pats, being so excited about it she couldn't stand still. You could be gone for only an hour, to church or wherever, and Molly would greet your return as if you'd been gone for years. She'd walk in circles while everyone - and she insisted that anyone in the room must participate in this - scratched her back and ears and head while the scratchers shuffled about to avoid getting their feet stepped on. Andrew, Amanda and Audrey were her brother and sisters and they loved her as much as she loved them back. She'd lay outside Andrew's door waiting for him to get up (and sometimes we'd open the door to let her into his room to wake him up) so he would feed her, then Amanda when her brother is off at school. She'd saunter out with Amanda and let her take picture after picture, always happy to oblige. Audrey loved to take pictures of her, too. The girls took these pictures you see now. Molly was playmate to all of them, their buddy and pal, on so many days outside, especially when time came for chasing the ball. And every school or camp morning she'd go into each of their rooms with Janet and lick their hands to wake them up, always making sure she got equal attention.
Though the dog and I were the best of buddies, the love of Molly's life was her Mom. As soon as Janet walked into a room there was only Mommy (well, after she ate the apple core waiting on the grass). She was the one who would play with her ears and give those long, luxurious scratches and save a little bit of scraps every morning when making lunches for the kids and sneak them to her, tell her how perfect a dog she was. Molly knew she was a perfect dog (how could she not?), but I think she liked to hear it.
Lastly, can't talk about favorites without mentioning her favorite uncle in the universe (no offense to all the other aunts, uncles, cousins and grandparents): Uncle Paul. Molly was happy all the time, but would explode into fit of joy so overwhelming her butt would be all over the place from her crazy tail when Uncle Paul visited. Paul and cousin Holly's house was Molly's version of Disney World. They would dogsit her whenever we went on vacation, watch movies and eat popcorn and chase the ball. If Paul and Holly were visiting, when they prepared to leave there would be Molly, standing by the truck, wondering if she'd get to drive back with them for a visit.
I know Molly's in a good place now, running and chasing tennis balls like she loved to do, and getting popcorn every night. We love you, Molly. You're a good girl, and we miss you very much.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Remember "Contaminant", the short five minute film we did as part of the NH 48-Hour Film Project? Well, last week they had a "Best of" Screening and presented the various awards.
In order of presentation, followed by award:
1. "112" by: strange ink, Genre: Buddy Film - Best Late Film
2. "Dark Journey" by: We're Getting the Band Back Together, Genre: Fantasy - Laotian Viewers Choice Award
3. "Clark and Claire" by: Carry On Productions, Genre: Musical or Western - Best Acting, Best Cinematography, Best Musical Score
4. "Pathogen" by: Marsyas Films, Genre: Horror - Best Special Effects
5. "Bumpers" by: Wicked Sick Films, Genre: Mockumentary - Best Use of Prop, Best Use of Line of Dialogue
6. "The Red Box" by: Umbrella Productions, Genre: Silent Film - Best Sound Design
7. "Anatomically Incorrect" by: Visually Sound Pictures, Genre: Dark Comedy - Best Use of Character
8. "Late Fees" by: Triangle, Genre: Time Travel/Doppelganger - Editor's Choice Award
9. "To Be Jane" by: That Kid's Team, Genre:Historical Fiction/Period Piece - Most Honorable
10. "Contaminant" by: Mad Ned Productions, Genre: Sci Fi - Best Graphics
11. "Clark Fails the Fourth Grade" - by: Purple Finch Moving Picture Society, Genre: Dark Comedy - Best Costumes
12. "Welcome to Where You Are" by: Wax Idiotical Films, Genre: Musical or Western - Best Film, Best Writing, Best Directing, Best Editing
Wax Idiotical Films won for Best Film and received
* A Trophy
* A cash prize covering this year's entry fee.
* Filmapalooza: The City Winner will be screened at Filmapalooza,
the official 48HFP Awards Weekend.
* A copy of Movie Magic Screenwriter 6, the premier screenwriting
software and the choice of Hollywood. ($250 value)
One of the judges told our fearless leader Ned Utzig that he wished there was an award for Best Overkill, because they would have given it to us for using a monstrous laser blast shot from space to kill only two people in a driveway. :-) Too funny. Fun, fun, all around. It was a pleasure to be part of it.
And we're in the early stages of maybe doing something new, though I've been very negligent (sorry, Ned) in getting the script done with current events around here. Promise, Ned, very soon!